Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Bears are sexy beasts

Well, well, well. Here I am in Algonquin Park. Kilometre 14.5. I have just been told by my PStore Fairy Godmother that the gift shop (in which I work) did very well today. Maybe it has to do with all the porno bear figurines that we sell everyday. Those things are dirty! Kinkier than you'd think. Anyway, tonight's plan is to sit with Krista and drink lots of beer while she attends to her laundry at the upper residence. The laundry appliances in Lower don't work. And the kitchen has no cold water. And somebody singed their eyebrows off trying to fix the bloody dryer. But, hey, it's still a fun place. I just want the hell out of gift shop. KYRA WILL SMACK!

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